The short jokes have already begun for Shaun Wright-Phillips at QPR

When he’s not buying Banksy works (with the money going to a charity that helps deaf children get cochlear implants) or playing a suspicious role in the destruction of Jay Bothroyd’s Ugg boot, Joey Barton has started documenting what is sure to be just the start of jokes about new teammate Shaun Wright-Phillips’ tininess.
Barton tweeted the above picture of a high chair reserved for SWP along with the words, “Anyone seen @swp29 he’s not in his seat at dinner. #searchpartyforweeman.”
Shaun took it well though, tweeting: “Boys are at it already lmao.” And he also warned a follower, “got a few things up my lil sleeves.” I think that means he’s going to take his teammates to a chocolate factory and sing rhyming songs when accidents befall them.