Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
I want to kick that guy in the head so bad right now. … I’m actually shaking, I want to kick him in the head so bad. … If someone came up to me right now and gave me the option of achieving world peace or kicking that guy in the head, I would totally kick that guy in the head. … Holy Oddset do I want to kick him in the head! … When he was born, I’m confident his mother took one look at him and said, “One day, this baby will grow a head that will be perfect for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to kick.” … Wow, do I want to kick him in the head…
Luka Modric
Save me. … Save me from Harry Redknapp…
Yann M’vila
Oh s***…
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Hahaha I kicked him in the head…
Didier Drogba
Time for the disgrace. … First, last and most important, international breaks are a colassal f***ing disgrace. Even bigger than the time Kalou ate chicken nuggets in my new car and got sweet and sour sauce on the seats. … Nine million referees could cheat Chelsea out of the Champions League 18 million times and it wouldn’t be as much of a mind-numbing f***ing disgrace as one international break. I’m getting quite tired, but to repeat my position once more, that…that is a…
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